Edd's relationship with the truth was flexible at the best of times. These weren't them. First, the whole idea of sneaking in under the guise of a servant fell through because the tusky overlord man stewarded way too keenly for anyone to slip by. Probably for the best. Servants weren't meant to be seen or heard, and he quite liked the sound of his voice. Made him look better when the clothes struggled to keep up.
Thought about presenting as a Lord next, but Orland Maximiliano Tuel the Third had already been burned and owed the locals some money. No go on that front. Instead, he found a happy compromise in dressing down (in his mind, anyway) to the role of a well off merchant looking for capital investments in a newest...er...venture. And that was the gods' honest truth. There really was a venture – just not the one he'd be signing people up for.
„Deep lies the strength.“ He'd repeat to himself in the mirror as he powdered his cheeks in a most gaudy fashion. Because merchants weren't meant to be men of taste – only of pockets. Speaking of those, he hoped the attendants would be able to dig into theirs. That they indeed went deep and spewed out a bunch of coin. Hoped not to get caught. Being a venture capitalist was all the rage.
A venture capitulist on the other hand...well.
He had foregone his gloves today. Let them see his shearedoff digits. Had four different stories ready about how he lost the valiantly defending his caravan from ruin. And there was truth to that – mainly in the word lost. More gambling and bad debts than an invading horde of bandits. But, ya know, different strokes.
Wasn't sure how he got in so easily. But he'd take it. Whoever said that cons were all preparation had clearly never had a lucky streak. And it was time to mine it until the vein ran dry. Three wines deep and snacks most thoroughly enjoyed – he wasn't even attempting to hide his gluttony. Nor lust. The people were dressed like...oof.
Goddamit, Edd. Focus.
Proceeded to the next group of potential suckers...uhm...investors like he was the hottest thing in silk. And in his mind, he absolutely was.
Thought about presenting as a Lord next, but Orland Maximiliano Tuel the Third had already been burned and owed the locals some money. No go on that front. Instead, he found a happy compromise in dressing down (in his mind, anyway) to the role of a well off merchant looking for capital investments in a newest...er...venture. And that was the gods' honest truth. There really was a venture – just not the one he'd be signing people up for.
„Deep lies the strength.“ He'd repeat to himself in the mirror as he powdered his cheeks in a most gaudy fashion. Because merchants weren't meant to be men of taste – only of pockets. Speaking of those, he hoped the attendants would be able to dig into theirs. That they indeed went deep and spewed out a bunch of coin. Hoped not to get caught. Being a venture capitalist was all the rage.
A venture capitulist on the other hand...well.
He had foregone his gloves today. Let them see his shearedoff digits. Had four different stories ready about how he lost the valiantly defending his caravan from ruin. And there was truth to that – mainly in the word lost. More gambling and bad debts than an invading horde of bandits. But, ya know, different strokes.
Wasn't sure how he got in so easily. But he'd take it. Whoever said that cons were all preparation had clearly never had a lucky streak. And it was time to mine it until the vein ran dry. Three wines deep and snacks most thoroughly enjoyed – he wasn't even attempting to hide his gluttony. Nor lust. The people were dressed like...oof.
Goddamit, Edd. Focus.
Proceeded to the next group of potential suckers...uhm...investors like he was the hottest thing in silk. And in his mind, he absolutely was.