The dawnling's expression shifted to one of mock disbelief. 'Don't fancy humpin' poor ole Bertha here back to camp, huh,' he huffed, dark eyes glimmering in the half-light as he held out a hand, palm up, awaiting the rope and vessel the dusker had alluded to only a few moments ago. 'Alright then,' he shrugged, 'I'll handle 'er. You fetch the sled. Y'can always check on the others while yer there, make sure they're all settlin' in.'
With any luck, camp would be set by the time he was done gutting and prepping the pig. The offal he would sacrifice to the wylds. Last thing either of them wanted was to lure wild animals back to where everyone laid their heads.
'Go on, now! Sooner it's done, the sooner we can both eat.' It was a prospect he had been looking forward to for most of the day. Walking leagues on end was downright knackering, as it turned out, and the goodfolk could do with a hearty meal to lift their spirits and fill their bellies with. As to whoever's land they found themselves on, well, what they didn't know wouldn't hurt them.
Or us.
Not that he ever dreamt himself.
Bone chimes clinked as someone stumbled nearby. A dog barked, growled, and was promptly shushed. Not Syr Guffers, though. He was curled up in the lee of Faramund's leg, sleeping soundly, ignorant of the crackling watchfire, but grateful for its warmth.
Across from him, Syr Conroy busied himself by wiping the grease from his plate, a small, innocuous smile the only proof he had actually enjoyed his meal, considering how swift he had been in wolfing it down.
'Oh, but if that weren't the most delicious bit o' pork I've ever had the pleasure of eatin',' said the black-haired weaver, licking his fingers one after another as the empty plate landed in the pile next to the fire. 'Fine fare, so it was! Positively divine!'
'Better than cold salt beef, anyhow,' griped Syr Evelyn, her playful tone betraying her. 'Fortune favoured us, it seems, keepin' you from the cookpot. Tonight's meal was actually done proper.'
'Oh? See how quick she is to wound me, syrs? Would that she kept her blade as sharp as she does her tongue. Then, perhaps, I would not have to go saving her as often as I do.' Conroy grinned, feeding a log to the flames.
'Savin' me, my arse!' Evelyn riposted, one leg kicked over the other as she stared up at the stars, hackles decidedly unruffled. 'T'weren't me what went and offended that noble saer. You remember the one, don'tcha, Mund?'
'I do.' The dawnling replied with a nod. 'Venhold. Couple months back.'
'Got us kicked out of a perfectly decent tavern durin' a snowstorm,' his fellow dawnling explained, looking to the fourth of their number. 'Lucky we didnae freeze to death.'
'They exaggerate!' Conroy laughed guiltily. 'Well. Mostly. Suffice to say, we did not freeze to death in the end, though we did have to find rooms elsewhere that night, much to the detriment of our combined coffers.' Evelyn snorted. Faramund shook his head, amused.
'In other words, we got fleeced.' He paused. 'Admittedly, the rooms weren't half bad. The grub neither.'
With any luck, camp would be set by the time he was done gutting and prepping the pig. The offal he would sacrifice to the wylds. Last thing either of them wanted was to lure wild animals back to where everyone laid their heads.
'Go on, now! Sooner it's done, the sooner we can both eat.' It was a prospect he had been looking forward to for most of the day. Walking leagues on end was downright knackering, as it turned out, and the goodfolk could do with a hearty meal to lift their spirits and fill their bellies with. As to whoever's land they found themselves on, well, what they didn't know wouldn't hurt them.
Or us.
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Night fell softly upon the land. Coaxing the sun to sleep, the stars and moons made to stand watch over Faramund where he sat, back resting against a makeshift mount comprised of saddle, blanket and scabbarded sabre. Around him, the column slumbered somewhat peacefully. Every now and then a shadowed form would shift, or grow restless, only to settle a moment later. Bad dreams, the dawnling figured. They all had those. Not that he ever dreamt himself.
Bone chimes clinked as someone stumbled nearby. A dog barked, growled, and was promptly shushed. Not Syr Guffers, though. He was curled up in the lee of Faramund's leg, sleeping soundly, ignorant of the crackling watchfire, but grateful for its warmth.
Across from him, Syr Conroy busied himself by wiping the grease from his plate, a small, innocuous smile the only proof he had actually enjoyed his meal, considering how swift he had been in wolfing it down.
'Oh, but if that weren't the most delicious bit o' pork I've ever had the pleasure of eatin',' said the black-haired weaver, licking his fingers one after another as the empty plate landed in the pile next to the fire. 'Fine fare, so it was! Positively divine!'
'Better than cold salt beef, anyhow,' griped Syr Evelyn, her playful tone betraying her. 'Fortune favoured us, it seems, keepin' you from the cookpot. Tonight's meal was actually done proper.'
'Savin' me, my arse!' Evelyn riposted, one leg kicked over the other as she stared up at the stars, hackles decidedly unruffled. 'T'weren't me what went and offended that noble saer. You remember the one, don'tcha, Mund?'
'I do.' The dawnling replied with a nod. 'Venhold. Couple months back.'
'Got us kicked out of a perfectly decent tavern durin' a snowstorm,' his fellow dawnling explained, looking to the fourth of their number. 'Lucky we didnae freeze to death.'
'They exaggerate!' Conroy laughed guiltily. 'Well. Mostly. Suffice to say, we did not freeze to death in the end, though we did have to find rooms elsewhere that night, much to the detriment of our combined coffers.' Evelyn snorted. Faramund shook his head, amused.
'In other words, we got fleeced.' He paused. 'Admittedly, the rooms weren't half bad. The grub neither.'

