A scowl most fowl curled and curdled, boiled and seethed, there in the darkness behind the painted pale mask.

"Polly took my cracker,"
the words fell out of his lips all drip and drop like caustic fumes from cracked vial. Confetti and party mess all swirl and sail. The kazoos sprout like weeds at his floppy toed booties, and blared. To them he scowled. A hand fanned fingers, all curl and zip like a blade set to point and cut.

Turned the illusions to so much glittering dust.

A laugh caught his ear.

His eyes skinned toward the gnome. Soft as he was. Round as he was. The knives of his stare menaced. Flung back to the opened door.

One hand went down to waist band, thumb hooked there against seem of padded hose, pulled impossibly wide the cloth, and reached down in to the pant legs. Pulled out a great mallet that materialized from nowhere and swung it back over his shoulder with toss of the bells and horns and eyes all grin and glee.

"Knock knock," he called out to the laughter behind the door. Smashed the door down with a walloping jack-spring-swing that went CRACK.
 
Vorston slipped away from the impact with all the diligence one must have to survive a blast zone in his trade. Quick scurrying, he did not dither, yet his eyes did not wither at the knives in the Jester's eyes. Enduring that with grace was all too much a part of his trade

As Zakarias delivered the start of his own joke, a sickly sweet chorus of, "Who's-" had crowed back, before Zakarias opening line followed through with perfect spring step smash. The sound of wood exploding into splinters and inwards was muddled with internal springs of the door hopping freely from their containment. Flattened pranks all cogs a wheeling inwards, to the variety of excited shrieks that did peel away into the guild to rearm their comedy chops, chased by debris that did roll under zipping foot.

The Jester had been put back into the deck, and Polly in its place.

Vorston stepped around the hammer held aloft and across the drawbridge of smashed wood as enovy. Pink and green carpet all splinters. He did call to the overexcited delinquents who were being arsonists of punchlines from supply rooms before the main internal door to the Guild proper. He called with the tone of disappointment. He had brought his Jester friend here in good faith, and this was not a delightful welcome at all.

"Come along now, this is most unusual of you chaps, I say, I know rough chuckles are in, but this is a bit wild don't you think? This is Zakarias I bring, and he's an ally to punchline! A comrade to comedy! And you give him this weak oddity? It isn't done, it's not right I say!"

Vorston shook his head, and redoubled his efforts to shame the gnomes who still were in zealous hysterics, their explosiveness had been matched and round two was quickly beginning. It filled them with impish delight as they scurried to their tinderboxes of pranks, sounds of cranking and hee he heeing. Some hands shaking from how loud the door had been caved in, some doubting their costumes in comparison to the breaching competition.

Vorston spoke on, feet upon the broken door still, sounds of winding and mischief in grins ahead of him.

"I demand to speak to the Deadpan Deligator! Tim-Tam would never allow a joke so broken out to a guest, however brief I might have been a journeyman, even I know this simply isn't done! This is beyond unusual! It's rude, and dare I say, too subversive!"

A schoolyard mock reply did sound out, "Oooo."

Vorston puffed up and planted hands on hips. Which only added to the undermining of his authority. He was used to singular madmen. Not a gaggle of gnomish delinquents.

Another gnome, gleefully did call down the hall the new mission statement. Hands full of toy soldiers with magitech clockwork fizzing and eager to play, readying their release.

"New management! Tim Tams an old fuddy duddy!"

A chorus of "Yeah!" from the six supply rooms splintering from the corridor. The door with yellow and blue standing boldly ahead of the rooms where gnomes hid.

Further from the one who replied first to Vorst. "We're the new material, slapsticks hitting back back in a major way, non sequiturs are in, and anyone who don't like the new chuckle movement can hit the bricks!"

Another louder 'Yeah!' sounded out. One high five, which had an magitech buzzer in. A shriek and further in joking, distracting what order they had as they lurked in side rooms filled with half baked jokes more explosive than silly. The old material being torn to tatters quite literally about. Joke books designed for quick sell to those who made inquiry now all shredded.

Vorston huffed mightily. Stroked his beard in long pull. And blinking, he saw what had loosed, marching down the narrow entranceway, small supply rooms holding their defenders in nooks and crannies. Another door in yellow and blue same as the entrance awaited beyond the gnomes who chortled evilly as they set their devices out. The door dividing this antechamber of stock rooms to the Guild proper.

A miniature clockwork menagerie did tumble and wheel down to them, animals that were hissing and fizzing and producing tiny flames and much smoke. Many ducks with pipes that slap slap slapped their feet on wheels with tiny smoke bombs on their back, heads craning this way and that, going quack quack quack. A few polar bears that spat cubed ice violently. A singular elephant that trumpeted, 'Moo!"

Vorston turned to his guest, who he hoped still had hammer in hand. The heuristic mage made word to Zakarias as some custard pies were being readied.

"Knock 'em d-," Vorston said, who quickly rephrased, "I mean, be my guest to crack some sense into them! This place has gone loopy!"

A custard pie was ducked handily by Vorston, who remembered how to by virtue of his time as a journeyman, and his skill in avoiding the wrathful mage in his current profession. He made way to give the Jester room to shuffle himself in.

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Eyes narrowed to tired and unamused slits. Lift the mallet head from the ruin it had dolled out, hung it from wrap of long red-gloved fingers, and felt the ache of his cheeks curl with the twist of his hidden grin.

Watched. Listened. Felt. The cruel twist of jolly and mischief gone so painfully awry.

The soft little man. Vorston. He was. Oh how he was. Worked up into such a tizzy.

Tut tut tut. The jester's tongue did tap. There beneath the chorus of yeahs and oohs and new materials.

"Slap. Stick." the laugh poured out of him. Dark and roiling as a storm cloud. It shook through him. Bent him so far back he looked like a limbo dancer readying for the half broken walk. Bells like the patter and dance of rain drops come splash against so much brick and stone. "SLAP STICK!" he roared as he burned all lobster curled forward.

Claws about the mallet.

Come the custard pie, and one big pincher snapped out. Grabbed it, all finger tips impossible in their guile. Flipped its tray, and in a spin like pirouette flung it right back at some pug faced fool.

"Right in the kisser!" he howled before he leapt up, feral with the upswing of hammer. Smashed down all frog-ribbit-splash with the head.

Crushed toys. Hurling club swung another score of rubish into a wall all crack and hiss.

"No respect," he said as he whirled the mallet head down, rest elbow against blunt end of handle. With free hand, he adjusted the long winding tongue that flared out from under his mask. "No respect at all, " his eyes set on a cowering crowd. All madness and starfire. A twirl of the fingers, like a conductor's baton. And he set those youths to order. "Clean up this mess, you flim flam, jabberwockies, pretending to be not nearly half as funny as me,"
 
Vorston, who had never shirked or weaved or winced when in proximity of the deranged's wayward attentions or projectiles, did flinch and suck his teeth as Zakarias did dish out slapstick in sloshing full ladles. Eyebrows raised in surprise and pleased attention at the pie catch, a guilty guffaw as it was sent back. At the hammer crack, Vorston cleared his throat, as if accomplice to the mischief answering mischief itself. He scurried after.

He shuffled his short legs, marvelling at the confetti of broken things and the scattered groans as quick rising bumps were nursed. Sharp inhalations of breath as the command was given by the Jester turned to the business of not joking about the joking around. Quick scurrying, stubby hands darting to look busy about nothings as the minds turned frantic to appease the crowned one's directive to clean up. Whatever gaze and speech had deemed it right for them to turn rogue against the manner traditional of jovial trade was quickly withered to comparison to the raw talent in the Jester's eyes and crowd work.

A bustle of quick fire apologies and ammendments to be better at the acts. Explanations babbled, the names of the ringleaders given, instruments of cruel jesting junked and thrown into piles to be swept away. The gnomes who had rebelled were afeared, yet marvelling and impressed at the true way that had raced itself in. The lobster fashion of the intrusion to the error of their ways would often be recounted in days to come, inspiring stilt riding acts and chariots props to come.

For now, Vorston did peer in quietude, gaining some assurance and relief that none had been stricken dead. He looked to faces that he did not know of, but the babbling words were taken in. The quickness of the word could baffle many tall ones, but to a gnome born to such pace the river of speech quick churning was quickly floated his understanding.

The quiet of the after of such collisions was pitter patter with supplication and fixing, errors of the ways profusely made, quick turning more optimistic. Gnomes did make themselves chipper at the experience, sore as they were in bruise and knocked about senses. What took other folks days to become humble and learn from gnomes were as rapid as moments to embrace the change of circumstance and perspective. Inventive to how things worked out for the best for such a kicking, how they were learning from a master of the craft, discussing optimistic the change that was happening. Rapid fire consolations and absolutions. Childlike wonder and forgiveness of themselves. Another rebellion quick forming in their minds, quick turning coat to the school of jokes that had been resoundly topped by Jester's materials.

They looked to Vorston, just noticing him, speaking off hand, as if this had been merely been a friendly spot of boxing they had been soundly trounced at in learning.

"Vorston, I don't know where you found this miracle of mirth, but boy, we're all thankful!" one did say, their costume firmly tussled and hands busy with tidying, eyes darting up from what they did fix about the room in squat and shuffling of shameful broken things.

The rest did offer preoccupied agreement gladly given, further anecotes of gratitude quick chambered and chattering. Senses restored by hammer blow. One was in fits of giggling, covered with pie, beholden to their mirth at what had been returned to sender so utterly. His giggles throttled the words that spilled out of him to Vorston, rocking side to side as the the smear of pie slid away from hands, his eyes weeping in joy.

"Did-you-see-that-pie-catch-Vorst-" could be understood, before more giggling robbed him of further commenting.

Vorston did nod and say slow and smiling, "I sure did, I sure did."

A sound further distant, of quick argument and further brawls of schoolyard antics did play out from a central door down further tunnel. The orthodox joksters had seized upon their moment, the sound of clattering pots and pans banged about, canned laughter exploding, the coup to the rebellion was given their moment. The door itself did tremble as many weasles were popped from wind up jacks in boxes, shocked screams of laughter did scurry about within. The old ways were coming back in faithful retort to the welcoming parties style being so soundly scuppered.

Vorston looked to Zakarias without fear. Respect for the order created by Zakarias to the sorry lot that had stolen the show from the guild itself, however briefly. And Vorston felt gladness and thankfulness, no matter how haunting those eyes did sparkle, and how the spine perhaps ought not to bend so wildly about as marrionettes did.

"You've done some good here I think, and it's spreading. Want to watch? Or do you feel like getting stuck in? Afraid there's no popcorn-" Vorston said, before a quick thrust of paperbags rapid filled were awarded to Vorston and Zakarias. The one who had given circus food to Zakarias in gleeful awe, half hoping they would involve themselves to further see how it was done. Quick scurrying away from Zakarias, as not to interrupt a master's act to follow.

"We'll open the door for yous, and with proper fanfare, yes, yes this'll do just right!" the one pie smeared said, wiping away tears and remnants of the ammunition from their face as they barely made to the wide door that would reveal the guild proper behind. He did set about turning cranks and pullies that did start the process of unsealing the guild, almost as if the inside jokers had to be hermetically sealed. Others helped in a myriad ways, stuffing unknown things into chutes, chambering the proper entrance for the new act to provide encore they hoped.

The sound of civil war comedy battles exchanging jokes and pranks to eek out the winner in their own ways rumbling and popping behind the door grew louder.

Vorston chewed the popcorn absent minded as he set feet near the door, plucking each kernel from the bag exactly. Cleared his voice. Asked again, turning to Zakarias in deferment.

"Well friend, you're quite the influence. Your call on what to do once we're in. But perhaps one good joke deserves another. Or something something," Vorston said, knowing the door would afford them a small moment of conversation before whatever what going on behind it would show itself as happening. He chewed idly as the new converts did work the door, and nudged elbows with each other in anticipation.

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