Beneath the patter of the ongoing torrent and hoofbeats, the men were cursing. And for good reason, he had to admit, if only this once. There had always been plenty complaining no matter where they went and for how long, but this past week had been particularly rough. Everywhere was flooded and soaked, proper miserable, and whenever it wasn’t pouring it was drizzling down a fine mist. The damp wool of their cloaks adorned the whole procession of ten with a sheepish stench, which mingled harmoniously with the tang of mud and drenched horses. Jaakko, at the head of the retinue on his large cremello warhorse, rolled his heavy shoulders against the chill. The woman riding right behind him coughed something rough and painful, struggling through the clearing of a throat.
“ The rain is unnatural. “ Spoke First Scout Aino, voice rasping more than it usually did. “ It’s wetter than a bogwife’s cunny, out here. “
“ Figure you’d know. Can’t say I’ve ever seen one. “ Jaakko countered, a crescent of teeth shining amidst the bristles of his dark beard as he glanced at the woman sidelong past the edge of his hood. The First Scout didn’t meet his look, just spat.
“ Bodes ill, all of it. No autumn’s been like this in my entire life. “ Aino droned on. Jaakko pursed his lips with not quite annoyance at the same old tale, pretending to take in the middle distance. Not much to see there, but the bend in the road.
“ Wizard’s been saying it’s fine. “ He tried, belatedly. Aino hacked out a laugh that quickly died as a fit of coughing took her. They waited it out.
“ That’s not a wizard. You actually talked to him? “
“ Not much. “ He admitted, extending no effort to seem subtle as he rotated on the saddle to spy the rest of his congregation. The titular wizard was sat on his grey horse, on the third row, head bowed and shoulders tense against the rain.
“ You sure that’s even a— “
“ Jaakko. “
He whipped back around, brows arched as stare bounced to First Scout, then along the length of her extended arm and off the tip of her pointed index. Into the bend in the road, wherein a mounted squad had rolled to view. Armed and armoured, bearing a banner. The hazy shape of the leading officer rose a hand, shouting through the rain.
“ Halt! “
“ Patrol. “ Aino announced, slowing down at once, which he mimicked in a tug of reins.
“ Well, thank the Moons for that! “ He retorted, sharing none of her wariness, despite the stern looks about the approaching men. If they weren’t pissed, in this weather, himself was the fucking Queen of all Altalusia. Shit was bound to go both ways too, did he know his own any.
Better cut in before anyone else gets a chance to fuck us over. Donning his best smile, he craned his neck and spoke.
The alehouse was cramped, but at least it had a roof and a fire. Only five of the Chapoilière retinue were in attendance alongside the noble son Joutsentierna, the rest having gone to try and secure both lodgings and rations. Or so he had to assume, the lot having disappeared the moment they’d lost the patrol that’d insisted on chaperoning them all the way to Arpa. The First Scout had been in a worse mood ever since, as if she’d suffered some insult, reduced to sitting gruffly and puffing smoke like an angry lavalizard. Jaakko sat across from her, a little straighter so he might keep an eye on the door.
Too obviously looking for someone. Someone pale, straight-backed, straight-laced. Strange, haunted eyes. Inky hair.
There was supposed to be a meeting. Joanna had sent word, personally, if only for she knew the baron Thornley from before. Well, more knew of him — She’d met him once, years ago. In passing, at some party.
‘ He is— Eccentric? Quiet, reserved. ‘ She had appeared sure when she’d said it, in that distant, businesslike way. Turned sideways from the window.
‘ We didn’t have much to talk about, but that was years ago. ‘ A bit of amusement had been in that tone and she’d finally deigned to meet his puzzled look. ‘ I will write to him that Chapoilière is honour-bound to come to his aid, as per Mother’s wishes. She hopes to also mend the relations betwixt our houses, as Father left them a little— ‘
She’d clicked her tongue then, glancing at the tapestries that billowed in the draft.
‘ You’ll investigate. Whatever you can. But make friendly. ‘
Easier said than done, he had to figure now, what with the baron failing to show.
“ Man is late. “ He lamented, shifting on his seat. Aino rose a brow, watching him sternly.
“ As is his right. You going out to find him? “ She asked, the shade of her grin suggesting she'd find nothing as entertaining as that.
“ Fuck no. “ He chuckled outright, miffed to the gills, which willed vigor into the rate at which he lumbered up and unclasped his cloak. It was unceremoniously left on the bench, still dripping off the hem. A great weight off the shoulders.
“ I’m going to get another drink. “
“ The rain is unnatural. “ Spoke First Scout Aino, voice rasping more than it usually did. “ It’s wetter than a bogwife’s cunny, out here. “
“ Figure you’d know. Can’t say I’ve ever seen one. “ Jaakko countered, a crescent of teeth shining amidst the bristles of his dark beard as he glanced at the woman sidelong past the edge of his hood. The First Scout didn’t meet his look, just spat.
“ Bodes ill, all of it. No autumn’s been like this in my entire life. “ Aino droned on. Jaakko pursed his lips with not quite annoyance at the same old tale, pretending to take in the middle distance. Not much to see there, but the bend in the road.
“ Wizard’s been saying it’s fine. “ He tried, belatedly. Aino hacked out a laugh that quickly died as a fit of coughing took her. They waited it out.
“ That’s not a wizard. You actually talked to him? “
“ Not much. “ He admitted, extending no effort to seem subtle as he rotated on the saddle to spy the rest of his congregation. The titular wizard was sat on his grey horse, on the third row, head bowed and shoulders tense against the rain.
“ You sure that’s even a— “
“ Jaakko. “
He whipped back around, brows arched as stare bounced to First Scout, then along the length of her extended arm and off the tip of her pointed index. Into the bend in the road, wherein a mounted squad had rolled to view. Armed and armoured, bearing a banner. The hazy shape of the leading officer rose a hand, shouting through the rain.
“ Halt! “
“ Patrol. “ Aino announced, slowing down at once, which he mimicked in a tug of reins.
“ Well, thank the Moons for that! “ He retorted, sharing none of her wariness, despite the stern looks about the approaching men. If they weren’t pissed, in this weather, himself was the fucking Queen of all Altalusia. Shit was bound to go both ways too, did he know his own any.
Better cut in before anyone else gets a chance to fuck us over. Donning his best smile, he craned his neck and spoke.
*
The alehouse was cramped, but at least it had a roof and a fire. Only five of the Chapoilière retinue were in attendance alongside the noble son Joutsentierna, the rest having gone to try and secure both lodgings and rations. Or so he had to assume, the lot having disappeared the moment they’d lost the patrol that’d insisted on chaperoning them all the way to Arpa. The First Scout had been in a worse mood ever since, as if she’d suffered some insult, reduced to sitting gruffly and puffing smoke like an angry lavalizard. Jaakko sat across from her, a little straighter so he might keep an eye on the door.
Too obviously looking for someone. Someone pale, straight-backed, straight-laced. Strange, haunted eyes. Inky hair.
There was supposed to be a meeting. Joanna had sent word, personally, if only for she knew the baron Thornley from before. Well, more knew of him — She’d met him once, years ago. In passing, at some party.
‘ He is— Eccentric? Quiet, reserved. ‘ She had appeared sure when she’d said it, in that distant, businesslike way. Turned sideways from the window.
‘ We didn’t have much to talk about, but that was years ago. ‘ A bit of amusement had been in that tone and she’d finally deigned to meet his puzzled look. ‘ I will write to him that Chapoilière is honour-bound to come to his aid, as per Mother’s wishes. She hopes to also mend the relations betwixt our houses, as Father left them a little— ‘
She’d clicked her tongue then, glancing at the tapestries that billowed in the draft.
‘ You’ll investigate. Whatever you can. But make friendly. ‘
Easier said than done, he had to figure now, what with the baron failing to show.
“ Man is late. “ He lamented, shifting on his seat. Aino rose a brow, watching him sternly.
“ As is his right. You going out to find him? “ She asked, the shade of her grin suggesting she'd find nothing as entertaining as that.
“ Fuck no. “ He chuckled outright, miffed to the gills, which willed vigor into the rate at which he lumbered up and unclasped his cloak. It was unceremoniously left on the bench, still dripping off the hem. A great weight off the shoulders.
“ I’m going to get another drink. “