Bentley Gravelmarrow
New member
The piano had seen better days.
The wood panels barely contained the arranged teeth so uniform in comparison to the crookedness of the warped frame. The pedals were booming when depressed and all too slow to release, marked with oxidation. Countless stains from toasts and cheers, endless ash in narrow crevice. A seat that never was level.
But when a particularly rousing rendition of jaunty bawdy tunes did rip through the pub known as The Ditch, known as such and by worser names still, the doors did slam open, the daylight illuminating thick tobacco smoke's past draws. The piano gave a low shuddering chambering as the sustain pedal did creak and strain. Mutterings and grumblings.
The yawning doorway of the Ditch held new company, one who did call into the busy point of the day. A point of the day where the swill of alcohol was widely known to be cheaper than anything for miles, and many did dip into the Ditch for a taste of something fortifying and practically free, if you knew how to play the most broken piano.
Bentley's voice a hoarse thing with creaking lilts and warm emphasises on near everything in roundabout fashion did rise, near the piano, as if directing proceedings in the face of an open door yawning.
"How about, how about that old chestnut eh, the ones you played last time when that shipment came in off the docks twenty years back and we had free fish soup from the off cuts that stank up the place when we couldn't shift it, ahhh yes, well we knew how that one ended, not with us in the soup that's fair to say. Bad soups, eh, bad soups for the coup. Go on, play us it."
Bentley did stride out, hands in front, lowered as much as one might with his affliction. Not quite fully tensed, yet somehow taut in stern greying flesh that did promise a beating if he were but to lift the shoulders. Many a tumble was started with an axehandle driven up.
"Oi, this aint about the noise complaints is it, because I've got an arrangement with all the neighbours that cared to listen when I was plodding about The Ditch being all parlay about the sound of good cheer, clear? New business at the end of the month, and it's a bleeding Thursday and I aint seen Doris yet if you're folk about the baliffs! Step in and state your case, this aint a members club until ten minutes past whatever hour I said yesterday was the new way of it, you feeling the right of it to speak, or play a tune?"
Boots did gleam in the open daylight breaking through open doorway, hat adorning a wreathe of white hair, no rise of the sleeve needed, arms were already brought about to display. Bentley Gravelmarrow, pint placed on the piano, arms braced out, blind to whoever did step in from gleaming doorway.
The wood panels barely contained the arranged teeth so uniform in comparison to the crookedness of the warped frame. The pedals were booming when depressed and all too slow to release, marked with oxidation. Countless stains from toasts and cheers, endless ash in narrow crevice. A seat that never was level.
But when a particularly rousing rendition of jaunty bawdy tunes did rip through the pub known as The Ditch, known as such and by worser names still, the doors did slam open, the daylight illuminating thick tobacco smoke's past draws. The piano gave a low shuddering chambering as the sustain pedal did creak and strain. Mutterings and grumblings.
The yawning doorway of the Ditch held new company, one who did call into the busy point of the day. A point of the day where the swill of alcohol was widely known to be cheaper than anything for miles, and many did dip into the Ditch for a taste of something fortifying and practically free, if you knew how to play the most broken piano.
Bentley's voice a hoarse thing with creaking lilts and warm emphasises on near everything in roundabout fashion did rise, near the piano, as if directing proceedings in the face of an open door yawning.
"How about, how about that old chestnut eh, the ones you played last time when that shipment came in off the docks twenty years back and we had free fish soup from the off cuts that stank up the place when we couldn't shift it, ahhh yes, well we knew how that one ended, not with us in the soup that's fair to say. Bad soups, eh, bad soups for the coup. Go on, play us it."
Bentley did stride out, hands in front, lowered as much as one might with his affliction. Not quite fully tensed, yet somehow taut in stern greying flesh that did promise a beating if he were but to lift the shoulders. Many a tumble was started with an axehandle driven up.
"Oi, this aint about the noise complaints is it, because I've got an arrangement with all the neighbours that cared to listen when I was plodding about The Ditch being all parlay about the sound of good cheer, clear? New business at the end of the month, and it's a bleeding Thursday and I aint seen Doris yet if you're folk about the baliffs! Step in and state your case, this aint a members club until ten minutes past whatever hour I said yesterday was the new way of it, you feeling the right of it to speak, or play a tune?"
Boots did gleam in the open daylight breaking through open doorway, hat adorning a wreathe of white hair, no rise of the sleeve needed, arms were already brought about to display. Bentley Gravelmarrow, pint placed on the piano, arms braced out, blind to whoever did step in from gleaming doorway.